The Immigration Detention Racket: A Plain English Breakdown
Look, I'm gonna level with you about what's happening with immigration enforcement right now, and it's gonna sound like I'm making this up, but I'm not.
The Numbers Game
So Trump's administration is out here playing immigration enforcement like it's a video game with high scores. They went from arresting about 660 people a day to over 2,000 a day. Their actual goal? Three thousand arrests per day. That's like trying to arrest the entire population of a small town every single day.
And here's the kicker - they're not just going after actual criminals. Out of 133 people they grabbed in one New York operation, only 20 had any criminal charges. The rest? Just people trying to work and feed their families.
Who They're Actually Targeting
Remember when people said "they're only going after the bad guys"? Yeah, about that... They're raiding dairy farms and construction sites. You know, the places that literally keep our food supply and infrastructure running.
Here's a fun fact: 41% of crop farmworkers are undocumented. In construction, it's about 34% of the workforce that's foreign-born. So we're basically arresting the people who grow our food and build our houses. It's like firing your cook and then wondering why you're hungry.
One Vermont dairy farmer (a Republican, by the way) put it perfectly: "If you think tariffs make stocks go up and down, you wait and see what happens if New York City runs out of food."
The Kids Nobody Talks About
Here's the part that'll really get you: between 2011 and 2013, half a million U.S. citizen kids - actual American citizens - had at least one parent deported. Half a million kids.
When this happens, household income drops by 45%. These families fall into poverty, kids develop PTSD, and some literally become orphaned by the state when the system can't coordinate between immigration and child services. We're traumatizing American children to... what exactly? Make America great?
The Money Trail (This Is Where It Gets Really Wild)
Now here's where this story gets interesting in that "follow the money" kind of way.
Two companies - CoreCivic and GEO Group - run about 90% of immigration detention. CoreCivic makes 25% of its total revenue from ICE contracts. When Trump got elected in 2016, CoreCivic's stock more than doubled while the S&P 500 only gained 9%. GEO Group's stock shot up 90%.
These companies were so confident Trump would be good for business, they invested $70 million in new detention capacity before he even took office. They're adding over 6,000 new beds across multiple states. It's like Amazon expanding their warehouses, except instead of packages, they're storing people.
The "Art of the Deal"
And here's my favorite part - GEO Group became the first corporation to "max out" their donation to Trump's campaign in 2024. They gave $5,000 to his campaign and $500,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC. CoreCivic chipped in $500,000 to his inauguration.
The timing is chef's kiss perfect. In 2016, right after the Justice Department said they were going to phase out private prisons, GEO Group immediately donated $100,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC. It's like tipping your waiter before you order to make sure you get good service.
What This Actually Costs
Want to know what we're paying for this? It costs $164 per day to detain someone - that's about $95,000 per year per person. Meanwhile, ankle monitors and check-ins cost $8-14 per day and work just as well.
Congress allocated $3.4 billion in 2024 to detain about 41,500 people daily. That's billion with a B. For comparison, community-based programs that actually work cost about $2,920 per person per year.
We're basically paying luxury hotel prices for what amounts to human warehousing.
The Economic Reality Check
Here's the thing nobody wants to admit: this is economic self-sabotage. We had 3.2 million unfilled jobs in 2023. Immigrants make up 18.6% of our workforce. Mass deportations could cut 1.5 million construction workers and 225,000 agricultural workers.
The result? Food prices could jump 10%, overall prices could rise 9.1%, and our GDP could shrink by up to 6.2%. It's like punching yourself in the face and then wondering why your face hurts.
The Bottom Line
So let me get this straight: We're spending billions of taxpayer dollars to arrest people who grow our food and build our houses, traumatizing American children in the process, all while private prison companies get rich and donate money back to the politicians who gave them the contracts.
It's the perfect business model if you think about it. Create the demand (mass arrests), fulfill the supply (private detention), profit from the chaos, then reinvest some of those profits back into the politicians who keep the whole thing running.
The only people this makes sense for are the ones getting paid. For everyone else - American kids, taxpayers, farmers, anyone who likes to eat food or live in buildings - it's basically an expensive way to shoot ourselves in the foot while someone else counts the money.
And that, my friends, is your tax dollars at work.
And it turned out the wasteful fraudulent and abuse was Trump all along.
Who knew?
But now we knew that.
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